Florida · Verified
Miss Murdah
The Scent of Murdah...
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The Verdict
Overall 4.7 / 5
Potency
Knock You To Your Knees
Condition
Reek
Professionalism
Boss
Aroma Profile
Primary
Ammonia
Secondary
Corn Chips
Hint
Limburger Cheese
The Socks
Through email, Miss Murdah asked me to select the socks I wanted her to wear from her website. She had a wide variety and range of socks to choose from.
Given that this was my first order from her, I went with the ankle-cut whites. You'll instantly see if the model puts in the necessary work.
These were relatively thin, and I knew that in a week, Miss Murdah's thick, meaty, and sweaty soles could do a number on them.
They were reinforced at the toe and had Rebook embroidered in blue across the top, just below the toe.
Shoe Size
8 (US)
Height
5'4"
Hair
Black
Days Worn
7
The Seven-Day Log
Day 1
Wow, this is a hell of a start here. I received an email from Miss Murdah just before I went to bed, detailing how she broke the socks in for the first day.
We see that Miss Murdah put in a hard shift in these. The Toe and ball of the foot stain are already established. Little to nothing on the heel or arch just yet.
What got me going were the sweat stains, though. From how Miss Murdah describes her feet, she always mentions how sweaty they are, and it doesn't take much to get them moist. Walking around the house in slippers probably gets them soaking wet!
Day 2
We're coming ahead of schedule, judging by the visible wear and tear. The stains at the toes and balls of the foot are deeper. The sweat that has soaked the sock fibers is picking up debris around the arch area now, as the region appears to be a little dingy compared to yesterday.
The heels show hints of sweat and dirt stains along with abrasion trauma. From the photo, you can see Miss Murdah's skin through the thinning area.
Day 3
Man, I can't wait to get these already! These bad boys are still cooking, but the kitchen, I'm guessing, is already smelling good and ripe.
Miss Murdah continues the grind and puts in work. The toe and ball of the foot are nicely soiled, as well as the heel. Now we began to see the outer instep of the sock connecting the regions. Good coverage. She's putting in some serious time in these for being only the third day.
Day 4
I know what you're thinking. Buddy, this isn't much of an update in this photo. However, this photo serves a valuable purpose, trust. This photo establishes that Miss Murdah did indeed wear the socks. Plus, it's always nice to catch a glimpse of Miss Murdah's lovely face and those wide meaty soles of hers. I can honestly say (as we do in the states), like a great tasting dish, Miss Murdah put her foot in these.
Day 5
Oh Wee! These look like they're seasoning up just right. Miss Murdah sent a photo of them fresh out of the slippers with her feet soaking wet, drenched in sweat, saturating through the socks.
By those socks being damp like this throughout the week, the filth from inside her slippers and other shoes she's worn has now made the tops of the socks dirty. That great grayish tint is what we want!
Day 6
We are just about there. Those socks are absolutely filthy! Every day they just get damp incubating inside those slippers. I know she has to peel those wet socks off her feet at night. Judging by how much her feet sweat, I wonder if those socks ever get a chance to dry out before she puts them on again?
Day 7
What a journey! Miss Murdah looked to have done a job on these socks. I can't wait to get my hands and nose in them. This is where as Biggie says, "Nothing left to do but send 'em home to you!" I am here for it too!
Depending on how she packages these up, I hope to get them still damp. When they are moist, and you turn them inside out at that toe, you can find all kinds of jam and cake.
Exhibit A
Packaging
Miss Murdah mailed me the socks in a perfectly sealed padded standard post office envelope. There were no visible signs of damage or tampering. The socks were vacuum sealed, matched the ones I chose from her selection, and were the ones she wore in the daily photo updates. We were in business! The level of preparation, attention to detail, and quality of the product I received were consistent with all our dealings and interactions. She's the genuine article
Exhibit B
Forensics
Notes
The Review
For years I read and heard from other models, creators, and producers that Miss Murdah's (AKA: Secretly Smelling Susan, AKA: Hey Miss Murdah, AKA: Shut Up And Smell, AKA: Keep Away From Sue); feet were apparently, baptized in the funk! So, I finally broke down and ordered a pair of socks.
Now that I have them, I must admit how disrespectful the odor was when I opened the packaging. Now every post I see of her on her various social platforms, I can see that disrespectful funk coming out at me. Here's the review, strap in and get your favorite hot or adult beverage. It's three years in the making!
This review was a long time in the making. I have a process in place to vet a model before I buy. I ask around from folks who have purchased from her. I asked producers and other models about their experiences working with her. My circle is tight, and these are legit members of the community that I know you all hold with the highest regard. I want the opportunity to eliminate the scam factor as much as I possibly can. Every transaction and situation varies. Even if my experience was good, I want to make sure that my experience was consistent with others before I recommend buying from a model.
I'm confident you won't have to worry about the scam factor with Miss Murdah. Everything happened as stated from the first correspondence via email until the socks arrived. She was very polite and communicative. I knew I was in good hands. I see why Miss Murdah was highly recommended, and it wasn't just because of the stench she lays down in her socks.
Our community, unfortunately, is in the crosshairs of social media platform TOS enforcers. So when it comes to inquiring about worn items, do so by EMAIL. Asking through her DM or comment section can get her suspended from the platform.
Now that the PSA is done, back to the socks! Seeing the condition of the socks out of the bag, I can tell Ms. Murdah, as the saying goes, "really put her foot in them." All of the forensics are there:
- I found easily visible dirt stains in the shape of her foot.
- Odor permeates the socks without having to lean in and sniff them.
- Sweat stains along the sides of the sock. Not all socks come like this, but for the models who have excessively sweaty feet, you will see it.
When I opened the vacuum-sealed socks, they were still damp to the touch. That's just one of my favorite sensations when opening a package. The scent hit me immediately as I removed them from the vacuum-seal pouch. Miss Murdah must have sealed them right after taking them off her feet.
I hung the socks on the clothesline in the observation area of my studio. As I got my lenses out and prepped, my tripods and lighting set up, and those socks lit up the entire studio area.
The physical forensics of the sock showed yellowish sweat stains, pet hair, household dirt, dust, and dander. All the elements you want to find in socks worn for a week.
I can't believe I waited this long to put in an order. Were these the smelliest socks I ever received? No, Nor were the worst socks I ever got back from a model. However, there's no doubt Miss. Murdah's product could reach those levels. As bad as these were, I know Miss. Murdah has a lot more left in the tank to put on a pair of socks. How far down the rabbit hole am I willing to go? I bet the abyss is within range for Miss Murdah!
These socks will qualify Miss Murdah for the Aromatic Queen competition. These socks will qualify Miss Murdah for the Aromatic Queen tournament. I highly recommend purchasing socks from Miss Murdah. Her professionalism is second to none. She delivered what she promised and when she promised it. I hereby declare that Miss Murdah is ibuysox certified!
Professionalism · Boss
The moment you see one of Miss Murdah’s productions, be it photo spreads or videos you already know you’re dealing with one of the community’s most professional models. Ordering socks from her is no different.
Disclaimer: When it comes to asking a model if they sell worn items, DO IT VIA EMAIL. Do not DM or ask in the comment section of their social media platform. That goes for OnlyFans as well. You can get her account suspended by inquiring about such services.
I found her email address by going to her website. After making contact she directed me to a section on her website where she had quite the collection of socks to pick from. I of course selected the my standard, white ankle cuts. Ms. Murdah had a pair with Reebok embroidered in blue at the toe.
I selected and paid for those and the very next day received an update with a picture. I subsequently received updates like this for the rest of the week.
After the 7th day, Ms. Murdah let me know via email that she had vacuum sealed the socks and that they were mailed out. She included the postage receipt complete with tracking number. She sent the socks and they arrived when she said they would. The process was flawless.
Model File
Stage name
Miss Murdah
State
Florida
Shoe size
8 (US)
Height
5'4"
Hair
Black
Status
Active
Miss Murdah stomped her way into the foot community in May of 2018. Since then she has Murdah'd the nose of hundreds of men with the powerful scent of her feet, successfully reached the top charts with her captivating clips on Clips4sale and is currently in the works of publishing her first photography coffee table book. Stick around and watch herstory unfold.
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